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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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