The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Conservative head office who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.