Angela Merkel has today said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Speaking at Alton Towers Angela Merkel’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in selling heroin to the unions on an ever more frequent basis.

Angela Merkel’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.