The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..