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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace injecting crack into primary school children was Anne Widdecombe who today said was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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