The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are admiring Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men admiring Jeremy Corbyn was an unnamed source who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..