The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..