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I’m not racist but surely allowing asylum seekers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that asylum seekers aren’t threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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