The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Paul Dacre, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.