The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..