The Mail has learned that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are responsible for terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Has the world gone mad? Yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to David Cameron, who said "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."