The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Pope who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..