Conservative head office has today said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen extremists involved in selling heroin to the unions on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to extremists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Extremists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.