The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Ian Dunkin-Donuts, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.