Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Islamist youths have been smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Norman Tebbit has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament: The True Face Of Evil", Norman Tebbit says, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for Islamist youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.