Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Lesbians have been listening to loud music outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Nicolas Sarkozy has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Listening to loud music: The True Face Of Evil", Nicolas Sarkozy says, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for lesbians. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.