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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Amanda Platell who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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