The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Beyonce who today said arbeit macht frei.