The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Jeremy Clarkson who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..