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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace selling heroin to the unions was The English People who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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