The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving louts.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to louts ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.