Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now causing cancer. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been causing cancer with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".