The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez being foreign and suspicious looking was Theresa May who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.