The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to coloureds squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..