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Jonathan Aitkin has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Jonathan Aitkin’s comments come in a week that has seen enviro-Mental-ists involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Jonathan Aitkin’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to enviro-Mental-ists it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Enviro-Mental-ists and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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