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Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Amanda Platell said of ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs."

Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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