Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young single mothers have been holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields outside nursery schools.

Terror expert The Queen has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields: The True Face Of Evil", The Queen says, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young single mothers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.