The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Boris Johnson who today said Waterboarding is not torture.