The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace reading the works of Karl Marx was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..