The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users being foreign and suspicious looking was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..