Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving so-called new age travellers.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to so-called new age travellers being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.


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