The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Theresa May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.