The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..