Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Chavs have been looting and pillaging supermarkets outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Looting and pillaging supermarkets: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for chavs. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.