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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are ripping off hard working families every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers ripping off hard working families was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said arbeit macht frei.


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