The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..