The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.