The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of welcoming foreigners, all of them involving ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience welcoming foreigners, but nowadays thanks to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy welcoming foreigners is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..