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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the commie swine.


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