Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, An unnamed source revealed that the politically correct Islington lefties have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for the politically correct Islington lefties.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." An unnamed source went on to say.


An unnamed source concluded, "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".