Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow women such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but women have this week been revealed as training in Al-Quaeda terror camps.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps women would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Norman Tebbit who this week said, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is acceptable behaviour.