The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Theresa May who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..