The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called new age travellers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called new age travellers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Waterboarding is not torture.