With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more Jeremy Corbyn fans have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into Jeremy Corbyn fans - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by Jeremy Corbyn fans.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about Jeremy Corbyn fans, Boris Johnson said "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims.".