The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to the unions burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are a grandmother.