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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are getting away with arson every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians getting away with arson was Jim Davidson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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