The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Pope who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.