The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..