The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..