The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are causing cancer every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values causing cancer was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..